Free AI CV reality check

Your CV asked for this roast.

Upload your resume or LinkedIn profile for a brutally funny AI roast, three genuinely useful fixes, and a share card worth posting.

No signup required for your first roast. You control what gets shared.

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No awkward gate

Get the roast before creating an account.

02

Jokes with a job

Every punchline leads to practical feedback.

03

Private by default

Nothing is shared unless you choose to share it.

Roast. Repair. Repost.

A better CV, disguised as a public humiliation.

The fun part is immediate. The useful part sticks around for your next application.

01 / DROP IT IN

Upload the evidence

Add your CV or paste a LinkedIn URL. No lengthy onboarding and no account wall before the punchline.

CV.pdf is ready for judgment

PDF, DOCX, or LinkedIn URL

02 / TAKE THE HIT

One roast. Three repairs.

Get a witty verdict alongside concrete edits for vague bullets, tired buzzwords, and buried results.

  • Replace claims with proof
  • Lead with measurable outcomes
  • Cut the copy recruiters skip
03 / OWN IT

Share the damage

Download a polished score card built for the feed—or quietly keep the feedback to yourself.

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Free Roast

$0

For a fast reality check before you apply.

  • AI-generated CV roast
  • Three constructive fixes
  • Downloadable share card
  • No signup for your first roast
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Full Rewrite

For job seekers ready to turn feedback into a finished CV.

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Everything in Free Roast
AI-assisted full CV rewrite
Role-specific wording
Ad-free saved report
Faster processing
Before-and-after comparison
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Questions before judgment?

Fair questions. Honest answers.

Your buzzwords have had it too easy

Get roasted before the recruiter does.

Bring the CV. Leave with a laugh, three smarter edits, and something worth sharing.

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